As it's the end of the year for the society I though Id share the secret EMail that would have been received by those formally registering with the society by emailing monkeyballs@eyeonz.com. This Email address is now inactive and considering no one actually officially registered, this was Monkey Ball's generic email correspondence:
Dear Valued Hero,
I am Monkey Ball, and you are a valued Hero of my Totally Awesome Club(or Society maybe, Society would sound better, yeah put Society in there instead.(Society
Although it is likely that I will never attend the outrageous bowling nights you attribute to me with great honor be assured that I have a vey good reason why I cannot attend. I am working with the starving children and the poor people and this is why I cannot be there. (I'm a totally nice guy like that, giving just a small piece of the steel back to the young ones.)
However, note this; that it is within the balls that you flake, and the power with which you flake them, weather it be far beyond the laser foul line or meakly to the gutter that my "laser-bound-ball-putting-back-in-the-place-that -where-when-the-balls-go-behind-the-pins-place- goblin-lackey-spirits" live, that my muscular bod waits in jest of the perfect game.
My spirit's in the balls, well..., what I'm saying is, My name is Monkey Ball and that implies that I'm good with my balls but not like the balls that you think but the balls that, like you throw, you know, down the, what is it called? the bowling lane or whatever?? I don't know if you get me. Like I'm just trying to say that I hope you do well, like its not that hard to get. ok!!.
Your most powerful hero, and all things good and decent that make people feel good and stuff,
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Wasn't that last week?
1 year, 2 months ago by Adventsparky
As it's the end of the year for the society I though Id share the secret EMail that would have been received by those formally registering with the society by emailing monkeyballs@eyeonz.com. This Email address is now inactive and considering no one actually officially registered, this was Monkey Ball's generic email correspondence:
Dear Valued Hero,
I am Monkey Ball, and you are a valued Hero of my Totally Awesome Club(or Society maybe, Society would sound better, yeah put Society in there instead.(Society
Although it is likely that I will never attend the outrageous bowling nights you attribute to me with great honor be assured that I have a vey good reason why I cannot attend. I am working with the starving children and the poor people and this is why I cannot be there. (I'm a totally nice guy like that, giving just a small piece of the steel back to the young ones.)
However, note this; that it is within the balls that you flake, and the power with which you flake them, weather it be far beyond the laser foul line or meakly to the gutter that my "laser-bound-ball-putting-back-in-the-place-that -where-when-the-balls-go-behind-the-pins-place- goblin-lackey-spirits" live, that my muscular bod waits in jest of the perfect game.
My spirit's in the balls, well..., what I'm saying is, My name is Monkey Ball and that implies that I'm good with my balls but not like the balls that you think but the balls that, like you throw, you know, down the, what is it called? the bowling lane or whatever?? I don't know if you get me. Like I'm just trying to say that I hope you do well, like its not that hard to get. ok!!.
Your most powerful hero, and all things good and decent that make people feel good and stuff,
Monkey Ball, (Killer Ape)
1 year, 2 months ago by Siriquelle
@siriquelle: If I could rate comments in jaikuland this would deffinitely be 5/5
1 year, 2 months ago by Roreec
@Roreec: Thanks, I was clearing out my inbox when I found it, its a good way to close Monkey Ball's for the year,
1 year, 2 months ago by Siriquelle
Very nice :)
1 year, 2 months ago by Kango